I've always thought there was a market for reviewing the conveniences in pubs and clubs so you'd know what to expect before your bladder filled with beer, so you can imagine my delight when I discovered Birmingham Alive's Pub Toilet Hall of Shame and Fame which has possibly hundreds of the things reviewed by their users. It's worth remembering, however, that the state of the loos is a reflection on the customers as much as the landlords. The staff don't deliberately cover them in shit and piss. They just kinda resent cleaning it up.